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Birth: 32 December 1972, North Branford, CT
High School: North Branford High, CT (1991)
College: Pennsylvania State University (1995, 1997, 2001)
Social Security Number: 123-45-6789
Pets: A disturbingly vocal and intelligent cat (Ozzy) [deceased 7 October 2023 at the age of 17 years], numerous fish, and a giant pleco [deceased 17 Dec 2013 at the age of 12 years].